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Sahara Desert Tour: The Good, the Bad, the WTF

Riding camels in the Sahara Desert was a big bucket list item of mine. Perhaps I watched Aladdin far too many times as a kid (sorry Mom). Or maybe because after riding horses and going dogsledding, this seemed like the logical next step?

Whatever the reason, when I was in Morocco I spent nearly two days of my life in a van on my way to the Sahara desert. Was it worth it? As the kids say… it’s complicated.

Sahara desert in Morocco

Worth it?

The Good

The Price is Right

For three solid days of transit to and from the Sahara Desert – including stops by various villages, two nights of accommodations, two breakfasts, and two dinners – I thought $70 US was a steal. Honestly, we didn’t even try to bargain down the vendors in Marrakech much when they started at $75, since it was such a good price to begin with. Perhaps we could have gotten it for as little as $60, but I thought the price was quite fair, as I don’t have the world’s strongest stomach for bargaining.

The Desert Is Amazing

I’ve never seen anything quite as beautiful as the Sahara Desert. There was something otherworldly about the contrast between the orange sand and the blue sky, and the way the sand rippled in perfect formations. As sunset fell, I almost wanted to pinch myself to confirm that it was real. But if it was a dream, I didn’t want to wake up.

desert

Worth it.

The Bad

The Drive

It’s about two long days in a van on the way to the desert, and besides stopping at the UNESCO site of Ait Ben Haddou and a pretty gorge, most of the stops are pretty uninteresting. I get motion sickness quite easily, so I lulled myself into a state of near-constant semi-slumber for the two days. They’ll also take you to expensive and uninspiring restaurants, though since I wasn’t a big fan of Moroccan food to begin with, that wash’t a huge loss.

When your motion sickness bracelets match your shoes, that's fashion.

When your motion sickness bracelets match your shoes, that’s fashion.

The Rug Store

In a moment of weakness, I splurged on a hand-woven Berber rug, paying about $35US for a small lambswool rug – mind you, I don’t even have a home, so why I needed a rug was beyond me. Anyway, when I unwrapped it, I discovered they had swapped it out for another one entirely – it was completely and totally falling apart, and I ended up trashing it.

Don't let the tea fool you

Don’t let the tea fool you

The WTF

The Guides

I need to remind myself that North American friendliness is not always the smartest move. I started chatting with one of the desert guides, and he got progressively creepier and creepier as the night got darker. Eventually, I had to tell him quite directly that he was bothering me and that I wanted to enjoy the stars in silence. Luckily, he left without much protestation.

Later that night, choosing to sleep outside where there was a breeze instead of the stuffy tents, a different guide set up his sleeping site about five feet from me. He placed a large pillow as a buffer between us, which I took comfort in, and I fell asleep. I remember feeling glad that I had a benevolent guardian to keep me away from the creeper.

I woke up a few hours later to him staring at me, saying “shhhhh,” pillow nowhere to be seen and him far closer than I remembered when I went to sleep. He tried to tell me to go back to sleep, but you better believe my ass was up and in my hot stuffy tent as quickly as I could manage in my sleep-drunk state. I didn’t sleep much the rest of the night, but I managed to find a silver lining there.

sunrise in the sahara

At least this was my view, even if it came with a side order of sexual harassment

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The Sahara Desert in Morocco is an unbelievable place. But getting there is not quick or easy - and you may be in for more than you bargained for. Read on to learn if it's the right choice for you!

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4 Comments

  • Reply
    Ava @ My Meena Life
    August 24, 2016 at 4:39 pm

    While that sounds like a really cool experience, it also sounds like quite a lot to go through just to get there. Good on you for making it!

    • Reply
      Allison Green
      August 25, 2016 at 7:40 pm

      I totally agree! I wanted to represent my experience beyond just pretty pictures of sand, so that anyone who’s considering the same can make an informed choice. For me, it was worth it… just barely.

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    ivy
    December 20, 2016 at 4:11 am

    Hi! Nice and helpful blog! I’d like to know the tour operator you got on this trip. I find it affordable. 🙂 Can you please drop me an email? Thanks!! 😀

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