I do love hiking… but I love a good hiking pun more!
If you’re looking for some funny hiking puns to go with a hiking Insta photo or just to make your trail companions groan on your next hike, I’ve thought up some hilarious puns about hiking to keep everyone in stitches.
Here are my favorite hiking puns!
50 Witty Hiking Puns
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I love camping — it’s in-tents
I love hiking — I don’t take it for granite
Don’t be a pine in the ass!
Two’s companies, trees a crowd
Come on, summit up now!
Be sure to leaf your worries behind
These views are unbe-leaf-able!
Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
I’m trying to mount-ain my distance
Hiking puns are hill-arious!
Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun!
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
Hiking with my birches
I fernly believe in the quality of my hiking puns!
Hiking is all the range
These boots were made for hikin’.
Hiking with just me and my buds
Woke up feeling pine
I went for a hike, now I’m feel oak-ay
May the forest be with you.
The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it.
Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water
These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon see
Dew you love morning walks in the woods?
If something’s bothering you, shrub it off and go for a hike!
Let’s meet for branch and go for a hike!
What were you saying? I lost my terrain of though
What you were saying about hiking really peaked my interest!
There’s snow place like the mountains
I’ve found the mountain of youth — it’s hiking
Slow down! Don’t you Everest?
If you’re feeling bad, you better change your altitude
Are you done with the bad hiking puns? I can’t bear any more!
This hike? More like climb and punishment!
Stop! Don’t peak!
Actions peak louder than words
Don’t burn your ridges
Keep your eyes on the rise
Don’t get your slopes up
Steep and cheerful
I’m all a-boot that hiking life
Range against the machine!
Have you tried hiking? It really Alps clear your mind!
I’ve caught Himalayan once or twice.
I’ve been around the rock a couple of times.
Tall no lies!
At times hike this, you just have to get outside
You’ve got to hike a balance
Canyon help me out?