33 Ridiculous Arizona Puns, Jokes & Instagram Captions

Want some funny (if slightly cringy) Arizona puns and jokes to add some humor to your Arizona road trip?

Or maybe you’ve already been to Arizona and you’re looking for some puns about Arizona to use as your Instagram captions for Arizona photos.

Whatever brought you here, I’m happy to oblige with some of the most cringe-worthy Arizona puns and jokes, Instagram caption-ready or whatever way you choose to wield it!

The Best Arizona Puns & Jokes

General Arizona Puns

Arizona? More like Arid-zona

In Arizona, you’ll find everything from A to Z.

Arizona City Puns

Is it Tucson to make a joke about Arizona?

It’s Friday night and I’m Phoenix fine

What do vegans in Arizona eat? Tempe.

At least here, the weather is Tempe-rate

This view is too beautiful — you may want to Sedona

Stop Mesa‘n around!

Arizona, Yuma favorite state.

Arizona, we’re always on the same Page.

Arizona Landmark Puns & Arizona Instagram Captions

I hope you Havasu-per time at Havasu Falls

I can’t stand to see you go, so I’ll just do The Wave

Let’s Ant-elope Canyon away

There’s a lot I could say about the Grand Canyon, but it all seems too deep

Don’t get Bend out of shape!

I canyon-ly imagine.

I can’t wait to meteor you, Arizona

Dam it, Arizona, you’re too pretty!

You’re one in Ver-milion

Nice to Mead you, Arizona

I didn’t sleep well last night — you were Sonora‘n

Saguaro is another day.

I like big Buttes and I cannot lie

Arizona Desert Puns & Jokes

Arizona: serving you just deserts.

Ever since I got back from Arizona, all I’m serving is dry humor

Please don’t desert me for my awful puns

Arizona, I’ll never desert you

Arizona deserts, you prickle my fancy

Arizona, I’m glad I pricked you

Cacti be back soon?

Say aloe to my little friends!

Allison Green

Allison Green is a former teacher who has been travel blogging since 2016, visiting 75+ countries in total. She has a Masters in Teaching and a B.A. in English and Creative Writing. As a former educator, she merges her writing and educational experience to encourage ethical, sustainable travel. She has been a speaker at the World Travel Writers Conference and TBEX. Her writing, photography, and podcasting work has appeared in National Geographic, CNN Arabic, CBC Canada, and Forbes, amongst others. When she’s not on the road, she lives in Bangkok, Thailand.